application from naughty student

Fees maafi k liye application:
To,
The Principal
High school,
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye
Rs.500 diye the
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,
50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya
Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k
sath chakkar hai, par unka to aapke sath b
chakkar nikla!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!
Thanx
Ur sincerely
Apki beti ka boyfriend ;)